3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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