And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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