carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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