we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
that may or may not have been my penis.
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