see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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