Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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