C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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