You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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