hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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