If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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