he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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