After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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