I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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