the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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