Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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