Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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