He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
whose ass print is on the piano?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
