yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I miss vodka workout Fridays
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize