We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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