question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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