Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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