all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.