great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.