haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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