You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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