I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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