have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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