I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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