im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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