he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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