Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So. Much. Porn.
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