a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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