Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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