peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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