I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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