Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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