plz talk dirty to me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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