So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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