I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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