I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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