Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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