I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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