I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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