hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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