Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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