Its about making memories worth repressing
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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