bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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