Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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