Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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