Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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