apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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