i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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