YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Randomize
