it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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