It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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