brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
someone owes me an orgasm
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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