My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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