what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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