just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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