So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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