I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You smell like stripper and shame
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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