I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
