I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I would ride that face into the sunset
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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